Man Gets Arrested After Trying to Turn Feces into Gold

       A Northern Irish man’s bizarre plan to get stinking rich by turning his poop into gold has landed him in jail.
      Paul Moran, 30, thought his bathroom breaks would make him flush with cash if he kept his own waste and heated it to produce the precious metal, at his government-subsidized apartment in Enniskillen, in the province’s southeast.

      However, the Belfast Telegraph reported his bizarre plan turned out to be a waste of time when he caused £3,000 ($4,735) worth of damage after placing his own feces on an electric heater in July.
          The fire service was called out but police became suspicious after an officer at the scene overheard Moran tell someone he had put “fertilizer” on a heater.